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toogaay:

When in doubt, eat her out

7 hours ago on August 19th | J | 22,293 notes

mariethelibrarian:

mariethelibrarian:

mariethelibrarian:

Hello hello all followers! And welcome to this giveaway-post!

This is my first giveaway! YAY! Thank you for following me! *hugs*

Prize: One book of free choice (hardback or paperback you choose) from BookDepository of maximum 20 $(USD) AND a HANDMADE crocheted(?) bookmark made by me(shown above but the winner will choose colors and which one you want(I can also make a bunny, a santa or a ghost or witch))!

The giveaway will be International! Or at least BookDepository must ship to your country, check here.

Rules:

  • Must be following me(I will check)
  • Reblog/like this post once (you will only get these two entries) to enter
  • Your inbox/ask MUST BE OPEN
  • You must be comfortable with giving me your adress, how will you get your book if you do not?
  • No giveaway blogs please
  • THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 20th

I will contact the winner and the winner will have 48 hours to respond(because of timezones and not everyone being on tumblr all day). If not there will be another winner! The winner will be chosen through random.org.

OH. ONE MORE THING. If you wanna reblog this to a secondary blog, that’s ok, just message me saying that it’s really you and that you follow me!

Feel free to ask me anything!

Good luck everyone and THANK YOU!

Giveaway reminder! Almost a month left!

HOLY CRAP! THIS THING ENDS TOMORROW! Last chance guys! And I will make you a custom bookmark AND you get A BOOK of free choice!!

8 hours ago on August 19th | J | 918 notes

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

8 hours ago on August 19th | J | 89,455 notes

artforadults:

gimmegammi
Via @urhajos

19 hours ago on August 19th | J | 1,862 notes
artforadults:

gnomecentric submitted
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"Morning Stretch" from "Spicy Little Watercolors". See more spicy little watercolors at: http://spicylittlewatercolors.bigcartel.com/

artforadults:

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"Morning Stretch" from "Spicy Little Watercolors". See more spicy little watercolors at: http://spicylittlewatercolors.bigcartel.com/

19 hours ago on August 19th | J | 326 notes

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Monday night in Ferguson, 4-6 PM.

19 hours ago on August 19th | J | 20,215 notes

asammyg:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

Everyone stop what you’re doing and watch this video.

19 hours ago on August 19th | J | 64,500 notes

nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

2 days ago on August 17th | J | 203,879 notes

That’s my only mission. Finish him.

That’s my only mission. Finish him.

3 days ago on August 16th | J | 14,556 notes

Art Movement Pencils

Art Movement Pencils

3 days ago on August 16th | J | 13,872 notes

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

controversial-tabloid-story:

yousaynotorachetpussyjuicyjcant:

sirenknights:

Space, guys… SPACE!!!!

I kinda want all of these tattoo’d on me

fyi, these make really great phone wallpaper…

3 days ago on August 16th | J | 341,205 notes

fats:

I have seen one argument, in which it’s said that men’s use of the word “feminist” to describe themselves makes the word less scary to the public. It normalizes it. 

I get that. That’s nice. I would like everyone to be able to identify with feminists ideals/beliefs. That would be lovely. 

and also why the fuck is it a bad word in the first place and why in the actual fuck is anyone afraid of a word that empowers women?!?!?! 

3 days ago on August 16th | J | 20 notes
strippers really do get but hurt about the pole dancing thing


raisa-allin:

because it is a big deal?
its not getting ‘butthurt’ over nothing bro
this is something that strippers created! modern pole moves, all the styles you see. sex workers made this, and now people are taking it from them and saying ‘we are the GOOD pole dancers, we do it for fun and fitness and not dirty terrible sad reasons’  ’dont let those dirty strippers ruin our art form!’ like strippers get treated like shit by soo many people, and these old ladies and like, whorephobic twentie-somethings are trying to take this away from them… trying to ‘clean it up’ so they can enjoy it, without risking the stigma that strippers do. trying to pretend it doesnt belong to sex workers.
its pretty fucking gross
and if you cant understand why so many people are mad over it, you ever think ‘hey, maybe im missing something?’

3 days ago on August 16th | J | 166 notes
3 days ago on August 16th | J | 318,698 notes
misandry-mermaid:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

Here is a petition for Kinder to stop making gendered products!

misandry-mermaid:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.

I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”

Confetti.

The fucking confetti.

It barely covered 5% of the image.

Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”

I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”

This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…


Here is a petition for Kinder to stop making gendered products!

3 days ago on August 16th | J | 179,462 notes